Etsy Merch of MEEEEE!!!!

I decided to drown my sorrows in the internet, and looked on Etsy. Lo and behold, sugars, they had merch of me!

My tiara is on point, at least.

These shoes are supposed to be inspired by me. I love them!

A costume for lil' ones. I think its not poofy or glittery enough.

So, is that vial filled with lemon juice or something? How is it supposed to help me pucker up?!!